
December 23, 1908 · 117 years old

The Leiningen South American cocoa plantation is threatened by a 2-mile-wide, 20-mile-long column of army ants.

Although gifted golfer Harvey Miller is too nervous to golf in public tournaments, he acts as coach and caddy for friend Joe Anthony.

When Herman promises the mob to fix a racing horse in order to pay off his debts, he selects his veterinarian cousin as a patsy to help him but things go awry.

Wealthy Willy and Astrid Steele's homely overweight daughter Tara Nicole gets mixed up with kinky, pop singer Bogart Peter Stuyvesant and his aimless hedonistic weird friends and followers in the California counterculture movement.